reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
get fuckin wrecked
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
oh god i thought i watched the episodes out of order but somehow only the names got mixed up nd ive been watching in the correct order this whole time thank goodness
also it’ll be four in the morning by the time i decide to go to sleep nd i wonder if this’ll impact my meetup with okc guy #1 even though we didnt even set up a time
but then again i dont care too much because tv show about creative murderers
Long time no updates… here’s a new piece, ‘White Claudia’.
The character is Lisa Garland from the Silent Hill series, the nurse who looked after Alessa Gillespie just to obtain PTV, a drug made from plant White Claudia, and eventually had to pay a heavy price for it.
I tried a new brush for this piece, it was very refreshing! Didn’t do a proper greyscale, just slapped rough colors and blended like one would with oilpastels.
Click here for Deviantart version
theres a cute guy with glasses whose been talking to me about silent hill and japan over okc im excite
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit